BBC NEWSFLASH : Because of rising prices, Father Christmas has reallocated from Finland to Nepal. This has caused Finland to recall its Ambassador from Nepal and threaten to close its Embassy.The Finish Government is tabling a motion to the U.N. Security Council to have him extradited back to Finland. Both China and India have increase troop movements along the Nepali Boarder and the American Asian Fleet is moving from offshore N. Korea towards Bangladesh. There has been no reaction from the Kremlin. Father Christmas himself, is unmoved by the commotion caused. His spokesperson, Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, states, ‘We have pensioned off all reindeer, to their satisfaction, on the Finish State Pension scheme. I have secured my own T.V. show, and all book rights go to the Private Reindeer Pension scheme. Prancer and Dancer are opening a ‘Winter Sledge Park’. ’ Father Christmas has hired trusty Yaks to pull his sledge from his new home in Tipling, a village overlooking the Ganesh Himal range of mountains, bordering Tibet. Beni Handicrafts has been commissioned to produce all his Christmas decorations.